Snap shots from the back seat
Son (3 yrs): " Jesus died before me".
Daughter (7 yrs): "That's obvious ". (Uh, yeah! That was a couple of thousand years ago).
"You aren't dead yet". (um, ooookaaaay...)
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S: "Is there meat inside of us?"
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D: " What is your team?"
S (with great enthusiasm): "Goal!!!"*
D: "No!! What team do you support?!"
S: "..."
S: " What is a team?"
* He calls soccer or anything soccer related "goal". As in: "I played goal today in pre K". Or "Can you get me my goal ball?". Or "I want to wear my goal shoes" or "Are these goal pants Mommy?" referring to sneakers and sweat pants.
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D: " Moooommy, can you put songs on? I want the Rumple Stiltskin CD"
S: "Nooo! I want Bruce Stiltskin".
No, we don't have the Shrek soundtrack in the car. That would be Robbie Williams and Bruce Springsteen. As said by my Italian children.
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Turning Tables was blasting on the speaker.
S (wagging his finger at Adele): "Non si grida - screaming is a no-no!"
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This next one is from yesterday during story time on the couch, not Sunday in the car, but I couldn't resist.
S: "Mommy, this isn't The Three Little Pigs... look! One, three, four, five, six, eight.
S: "Mommy, this isn't The Three Little Pigs... look! One, three, four, five, six, eight.